The Fly
There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate.

Finally he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away, but he had eaten too much and could not get off the ground.

As he looked around wondering what to do, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking once airborne that he could take off flying. Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit the ground.

THE MORAL:

"Never fly off the handle when you know that you're full of crap!"

12/3/1998 5:54:15 P