One Liners
- Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
- If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
- For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
- Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
- Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
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Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.
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Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.
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Contents may have settled out of court.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
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Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
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Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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After four decimal places, nobody cares.
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A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.
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Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.
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A penny saved is a government oversight.
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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
12/3/1998 6:02:23 PM