God created the mule, and told him: "You will be Mule, working
constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.
You will eat grass and you will lack intelligence. You will live for
50
years."
The mule answered: "To live like this for 50 years is too much.
Please, give me no more than 20."
And it was so.
Then God created the dog, and told him: "You will hold vigilance
over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest
companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."
And the dog responded: "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too much.
Please,
no more than 10 years."
And it was so.
God then created the monkey, and told him: "You
are Monkey. You will swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot.
You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."
And the monkey responded: "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the
world
is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."
And it was so.
Finally, God created Man and told him: "You are Man, the only
rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence
to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the
earth
and live for 20 years."
And the man responded: "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too
little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15
years the dog refused, and the ten years the monkey rejected."
And it was so.
And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man,
then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy
loads on
his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog,
guarding
his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then,
in his
old age, to live 10 years as a
monkey, acting like a fool to amuse his grandchildren.
And it was so.