This Little Piggy . . .

A pig walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. After sitting there for a bit the pig asks "Where is the bathroom?" The bartender explains "Its straight ahead and then turn left".

A second pig walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. After sitting there for a bit the pig asks "Where is the bathroom?" The bartender explains "Its straight ahead and then turn left".

The third little piggie walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. After sitting there for a bit the pig asks "Where is the bathroom?" The bartender explains "Its straight ahead and then turn left".

The fourth pig walks into a bar and orders a drink from the bartender. After sitting there for a bit the pig asks "Where is the bathroom?" The bartender explains "Its straight ahead and then turn left".

The fifth pig walks in and order a drink from the bartender. He leisurely sits at the stool and orders another. He consumes all the peanuts and continues to keep the drinks coming.

After an hour or so, the bartender looks at him rather strangely. The pig asks "What's with that look?"

The bartender replies "Aren't you gonna ask me where the bathroom is?"

The pig replies, "No! I'm the fifth little pig and I go wee wee wee all the way home".


12/3/1998 5:56:45 P